A business man checks into a very fancy hotel and tells the desk clerk that he has no meetings today and would like some "companionship", price is no object. The desk clerk says that he understands and someone will be at his door in ten minutes. Ten minutes later there is a knock on the man's door. He opens it and sees the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen in his life.

He tells her, "I'm in no hurry today, let's go real slow. What do you get for a hand-job?" She says, "$1000." He screams, $1000! No hand-job is worth $1000!"

She pulls him to the window, points outside and says, "You see that liquor store down there? I bought that store with the money that I got just from hand jobs!" He gives her the money and sure enough the hand-job is like nothing he's ever had before. She does things that he didn't believe were possible with a hand. It's worth every penny.

"That's incredible," he says. What do you get for a blow-job?" "$5000." "$5000! No blow-job is worth $5000."

She takes him to the window and points, "You see that Rolls-Royce dealership? I bought that dealership with money I got from blow-jobs."

He gives her the money and the blow-job is the greatest thing he's ever known. Like rockets and fireworks and explosions. When it's over, he says, "I've GOT to have that pussy!" She takes him to the window, points, and says, "You see that skyscraper?. . . If I had a pussy, I could buy THAT."

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