GoodKingWenceslaus

Good King Wenceslaus

Good King Wenceslaus gave head' Right beside the font bowl.
While his guest were being fed, He was horizont-ol
As he gave his mighty blow, As he started cooking,
Little did our good King know, That a cop was looking.

"Stop at once, your Majesty, He is but a peasant.
It would be a tragedy, to be acquiescent"
Good King Wenceslaus arose, To his proper station,
Wiped the semen from his nose, Gave this explanation.

"Christmas is a time of worth, Sharing with your brother,
Celebrating Jesus birth, Loving one another.
Tell the mandolins to play! Get the drummers drumming!
Celebrate this special day, With a second cumming."

Wenceslaus was never tried, And this was the reason:
Oral sex is justified, Long as it's "In Season."
Don't be fraid this time of year, If you want to do it.
Have a taste of Chrsitmas Cheer, Just don't swallow fluid.

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