GoodKingWenceslaus

(Sung to: .. you guessed it!)

Good King Wenceslaus gave head' Right beside the font bowl. While his guest were being fed, He was horizont-ol As he gave his mighty blow, As he started cooking, Little did our good King know, That a cop was looking.

• * * "Stop at once, your Majesty, He is but a peasant. It would be a tragedy, to be acquiescent" Good King Wenceslaus arose, To his proper station, Wiped the semen from his nose, Gave this explanation.
• * * "Christmas is a time of worth, Sharing with your brother, Celebrating Jesus birth, Loving one another. Tell the mandolins to play! Get the drummers drumming! Celebrate this special day, With a second cumming."
• * * Wenceslaus was never tried, And this was the reason: Oral sex is justified, Long as it's "In Season." Don't be fraid this time of year, If you want to do it. Have a taste of Chrsitmas Cheer, Just don't swallow fluid.
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