From the Head Homosexual:
- 6:00am Gym
- 8:00am Breakfast: oatmeal, egg whites, and mimosas
- 9:00am Hair appointment
- 10:00am Shopping, preferably at Barney's or Prada
- 12:00pm Brunch
- 2:00pm
- Assume complete control of Federal, provincial, and local governments as well as all other forms of world government
- Destroy all healthy marriages
- Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
- Bulldoze all houses of worship
- Secure control of the INTERNET and all mass media
- Be Fabulous
- 2:30pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
- 4:00pm Cocktails
- 6:00pm Light Dinner: soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing; Apple Martini
- 8:00pm Theatre
- 10:30pm "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
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