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What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.
What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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