From the Head Homosexual:

    1. Assume complete control of Federal, provincial, and local governments as well as all other forms of world government
    2. Destroy all healthy marriages
    3. Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
    4. Bulldoze all houses of worship
    5. Secure control of the INTERNET and all mass media
    6. Be Fabulous

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