ImportanceOfVogueing

As a gay person, you've got to learn how to strike a pose, even vogue to the music, much like Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Dietrich, and yes, even DiMaggio did.

Here are some handy tips:

• Try the dance floor. It's a place you can get away.
• Let your body go with the flow.
• Use your imagination.
• Let your body move to the music, hey hey hey.
• Don't just stand there, let's get to it, strike a pose: there's nothing to it.