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AragornSonOfArathorn
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn Day 1: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. . . . 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy. Legolas may be hotter than me. I wonder if he would . . . Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy. Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been . . . growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. Nope, not King. Day 33: . . .
2K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:05 by DanielMacKay

BoromirOfGondor
The Very Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor Day 1: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior . . . attracted to my rugged yet unwashed manliness. Legolas took a bath in her fountain. Got in trouble. . . .
3K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:05 by DanielMacKay

FrodoBaggins
The Very Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins Day One: Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long . . . kill him if he tries anything. Day Ten: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow. . . . Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too. It must truly be an object . . .
3K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

GandalfTheGrey
Day One: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging . . . carry Frodo up the mountain. Boromir sulking. If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may . . .
3K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

GimliSonOfGloin
The Very Secret Diary of Gimli Son of Gloin Day One: Grr. Argh. Day Two: Faffing about in Rivendell with . . . Did not participate as was busy showing Legolas how to get hair braided just right. Fight ended . . . not bear thinking about if not. Day Sixteen: Legolas told me Aragorn is way into Frodo. Sam will . . . kill him if he tries anything. Suggested to Legolas that we might want a leader who is less of . . . a lech. Legolas then asked if I wanted to take a bath with . . .
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GolLum
The Secret Diary of Gollum Day One Popped over to attend Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous Meeting in Misty . . . front of mirror, while muttering something about Legolas not being the prettiest after all. Miss days . . . wore trousers. Although something to be said for Legolas' boots-and-skirt ensemble. Day Thirteen Left . . . wants to carry me up mountain. Stowed away in Legolas' backpack but excessive nancing was not good . . . Bad for ogling. Have been following sounds of Legolas complaining loudly about state of his backpack . . .
5K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

LegoLas
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf Day 1: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. . . .
3K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

LordOfTheRingsSecretDiaries
Irrelevant to Halifax per se but hysterically funny, here are the Very Secret Diaries Of: # AragornSonOfArathorn . . . # LegoLas, son of Weenus # BoromirOfGondor # FrodoBaggins . . .
1K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

MeriadocBrandybuck
DAY ONE Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed . . . keep eye on Pippin properly. Woke up to discover Legolas sneaking under covers with me. Told him was . . . not Pippin. Legolas said, "Not much difference really, eh?" In . . . comfort Pippin, but Pippin far more cheered by Legolas' nude rendition of Silmarillion: The Musical. . . .
6K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

PeregrineTook
DAY ONE Was out pilfering vegetables when bumped into Sam and Frodo. Had a nice little roll around with . . . of Ring for a lark. Everyone v. nice except Legolas seems a bit testy. Yesterday held me upside . . . him if he tries anything. DAY THIRTEEN Caught Legolas waxing soles of Aragorn's boots, thus explaining . . . morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes . . . The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince . . .
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SamwiseGamGee
The Very Secret Diary of Samwise Gamgee Day One: Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade. Oh no! Pippin cried. . . . Shire not versed in wordly ways. Pippin says Legolas is shagging Gimli. Ick. Day Fifteen: Lothlorien . . .
3K - last updated 2021-03-01 17:06 by DanielMacKay

TheFellowshipOfTheRingInTwoHoursScript
>From an interview with Peter Jackson I read, he was *contractually >obligated* to provide a 2 hour cut, . . . Gimli: You can't throw them out while I'm here! Legolas: Same for me! Elrond: Right, all of you wankers . . . the mines. Strider: Let the dwarf have his way. Legolas: Fine, whatever, just open the door. Gimli: . . . fed in these abandonded mines? Boromir: (Slash) Legolas: (Pfft) Gimli: (Whack) Orcs: This is definitely . . . It matters not! You cannot outrun the demon! Legolas: We don't have to . . . Gimli: . . . we just . . .
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