Rumour has it... UFOs have invaded! These Unidentified Freaky objects know how to party.. won't you join?
Breaking news: They have landed! Unidentified freaky objects are INVADING Rumours Cabaret on March 6! We have observed the behavior of these creatures and determined that they are attracted to flashy neon colours, the rumble of bass music, and dancing with one another in large groups with no particular sexual preference... They are here, they're queer, and Area 51 is nowhere near... So let's show them how we party here on the East coast. You can choose to dress up to fit in with our newly found Freaks or come as you are, and the best costume will win a $100 CASH prize! (you know how Coupl'a Queers goes)